Jan 07 at 11:12 AM
Eau de Bacon
I live in a tiny studio apartment and I feel like all my clothes are starting to smell like bacon.
oh well maybe I can attract more men this way....
I feel a movie plot coming on... The Protein Diaries... lol
Jan 08 at 09:46 PM
Weird! Do you cook a lot of bacon to begin with??
Jan 09 at 04:15 AM
Lol. You will DEFINITELY attract men!!!
Funny thing. I think there is a real cologne that is bacon scented.
Jan 09 at 10:43 PM
lol i have it for breakfast fairly often. thankfully I'm in LA so it's warm enough to open a window. :D that's funny that there is an actual cologne
Jan 10 at 12:06 PM
Yes I have read about that cologne, its the real deal.
Jan 10 at 12:53 PM
bacon is a good smell XD
Jan 14 at 02:13 AM
Sounds like you guys need to eat less bacon.
I think the combo of the smell and this poem will convince some guy to put a ring on it.
Jan 14 at 02:14 AM
Yep. That should do the trick. My work here is done.
Jan 14 at 12:27 PM
Awww that's funny Sunshine!
And can you eat tooooooo much bacon???? I think not. :-D
Jan 15 at 09:06 PM
that's right. bacon every day of the year. that's what this grocery store calendar tells us!
Jan 16 at 12:10 AM
^^Do you think if a Vegan saw that at the grocery store they'd barf in the isle? Maybe if I kept one above my front door it would ward them off.
Sorry, feeling uncharitable toward vegans these days.